{"title":"Suck UK","description":"\u003cp\u003eSuck UK began in 1999, when two designers decided to work together to make the products they wanted to see in the world. They’ve expanded a lot since then, but design remains the core of what they do. And their designs really do stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey’re often quite everyday things, but designed in a way that makes them very different - scissors in the shape of a skull, a torch that looks like a chunky pencil, a wooden stapler shaped like an elephant, or giant pencil sharpeners as desk tidies. Because why shouldn’t these everyday items bring a bit of joy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd why did they call themselves ‘Suck’? Do their products suck? They certainly don’t seem to! But they refuse to elaborate. Or they do, but with a different story each time. Maybe we’ll never know.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"suck-uk-sharpener-desk-tidy","title":"Suck UK Sharpener Desk Tidy","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis supersize pencil sharpener pen-pot is made from rubber, wood, and stainless steel. They look great and keep your desk tidy, with enough room in there for your pens, pencils, rulers or anything small really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from stainless steel and highly sustainable rubberwood. After around 30 years of producing natural latex the rubber trees are harvested for their high quality wood and new trees are planted. Since the trees are not felled specifically for timber use, rubberwood is considered to be ecologically sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in light and dark wood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions, 12cm x 8.5 x 8.5 approximately.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Light","offer_id":43587240263923,"sku":"UK00001-LI","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark","offer_id":43587240296691,"sku":"UK00001-DK","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00001_Suck-UK-Sharpener-Desk-Tidy_P1.jpg?v=1673348781"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-large-elephant-stapler","title":"Suck UK Large Elephant Stapler","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis Elephant themed stapler doubles up as a great desk decoration. It's made from sustainably sourced Beech wood and takes standard No.16 and No.56 sized staples. Slot your paper in and push the trunk to staple, simple!\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003ePresented in a simple kraft gift-box.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43587240329459,"sku":"UK00002","price":28.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00002_Suck-UK-Large-Elephant-Stapler_P1.jpg?v=1673348793"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-inkwell-pen-pot","title":"Suck UK Inkwell Pen Pot","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis glass pen pot isn't designed to actually be used as an inkwell. I mean you could, I suppose, but it's not \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eintended\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e to be used like that. It's quite large... and well, it doesn't have a lid... and it's quite large. No, instead it's intended to be used as a desk tidy for holding your pens, pencils, rulers and whatever other small bits and bobs you have around your desk that would look tidier in a pen pot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight green-tinted soda glass.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 95 x 90 x 95mm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43587240394995,"sku":"UK00003","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00003_Suck-UK-Inkwell-Pen-Pot_P1.jpg?v=1673348791"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-skull-scissors","title":"Suck UK Skull Scissors","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\"Dead sharp\" high quality scissors made from stainless steel in a brass finish. Suitable for heavy duty or general use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 55mm x 121mm x 7mm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43587240427763,"sku":"UK00005","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00005_Suck-UK-Sull-Scissors_P1.jpg?v=1673348790"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-drumstick-pencil-set-of-2","title":"Suck UK Drumstick Pencil Set of 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRelease your inner Travis Barker with these fantastic Drumstick pencils. One side is a pencil, the other is a drumstick. Makes a perfect gift for a nephew\/niece you don't live with or a younger sibling still at home. Not suitable for your own kids or anyone who works in the same office as you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43587240493299,"sku":"UK00007","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00007_Suck-UK-Drumstick-Pencil-Set-of-2_P1.jpg?v=1673348798"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-drumstick-pen-set-of-2","title":"Suck UK Drumstick Pen Set of 2","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRelease your inner Travis Barker with these fantastic Drumstick pens. Available with either black or blue ink, one side is a ballpoint pen, the other is a drumstick. Makes a perfect gift for a nephew\/niece you don't live with or a younger sibling still at home. Not suitable for your own kids or anyone who works in the same office as you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":43587240526067,"sku":"UK00006-BK","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43587240558835,"sku":"UK00006-BU","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00006_Suck-UK-Drumstick-Pen-Set-of-2_P1.jpg?v=1673348801"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-skull-desk-tidy","title":"Suck UK Skull Desk Tidy","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wanted a moderately sized skull on your desk?\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not, but this one isn't made from bone, so it's okay. The Skull Desk tidy is a sizable desk accessory with plenty of room for everything usually strewn across it. There's no need to be scatter-brained anymore, just plop everything back where it belongs!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in white, black and gold. Measures 125 x 160 x 215mm. Weighs 1.1kg.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":43646218469619,"sku":"UK00008-WH","price":37.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":43646218535155,"sku":"UK00008-BK","price":37.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00008_Suck-UK-Skull-Desk-Tidy-Gold_P1.jpg?v=1676540480"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-stormtrooper-desk-tidy","title":"Suck UK Stormtrooper Desk Tidy","description":"\u003cp\u003eA replica of the original 1976 helmet, this is the ultimate desk accessory for any Star Wars superfan. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAndrew Ainsworth of Shepperton Design Studios originally created iconic characters such as the Stormtrooper. This product is modelled from the original helmets produced for the movie. Those originals were hand made, and not perfectly symmetrical. This wonky charm is intentionally replicated here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"left\"\u003eMade from Plastic Polyresin, this thermosetting resin allows for highly detailed finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"left\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet organised, stay tidy, use the force.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SUCK UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43742890918131,"sku":"UK00009","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/products\/UK00009_Suck-UK-Stormtrooper-Desk-Tidy_P1.jpg?v=1682335377"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-cat-dog-sticky-notes","title":"Suck UK Cat \u0026 Dog Sticky Notes","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nSet of cute sticky notes shaped likes cats or dogs to stick anywhere you like!","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Cats","offer_id":43943194853619,"sku":"UK00010-CA","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dogs","offer_id":43943194886387,"sku":"UK00010-DO","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00010-CA_Suck-UK-Cat-Dog-Sticky-Notes-Cat_P1.jpg?v=1697203624"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-cassette-tape-notebooks","title":"Suck UK Cassette Tape Notebooks Set of 3","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSet of 3 miniature cassette sized notebooks. The artwork on the front looks like a cassette. Supplied with three colours: Pink, Yellow, Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLined paper. Black fabric page marker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43943213990131,"sku":"UK00014","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00014_Suck-UK-Cassette-Tape-Notebooks_P1.jpg?v=1700731002"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-luckies-of-london-scratch-globe-small","title":"Suck UK Luckies of London Scratch Globe - Small","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand sized globe with scratchable countries to mark off place you've visited. Perfect for showing off where you've been.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e140 x 200 x 140mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43943218282739,"sku":"UK00015","price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00015_Suck-UK-Luckies-of-London-Scratch-Globe---Small_P1.jpg?v=1697204498"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-sharpener-desk-tidy-double","title":"Suck UK Sharpener Desk Tidy Double","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis supersize double pencil sharpener pen-pot is made from rubber, wood, and stainless steel. They look great and keep your desk tidy, with enough room in there for your pens, pencils, rulers or anything small really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from stainless steel and highly sustainable rubberwood. After around 30 years of producing natural latex the rubber trees are harvested for their high quality wood and new trees are planted. Since the trees are not felled specifically for timber use, rubberwood is considered to be ecologically sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43943220838643,"sku":"UK00016","price":26.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00016_Suck-UK-Sharpener-Desk-Tidy-Double_P1.jpg?v=1697204727"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-moon-eraser","title":"Suck UK Moon Eraser","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYep, exactly what it looks like and sounds like. It's an eraser that looks like the moon. It's not quite got the gravitation pull of the actual moon, but it is quite big, measure 60mm in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44154507624691,"sku":"UK00012","price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00012-1.jpg?v=1702917902"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-pencil-light","title":"Suck UK Pencil Light","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eA mini torch for pen people!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003ePress the tip and the 'eraser' lights up. It's made from machined aluminium and charged via USB. Prop it up in your pen pot when you need a little extra light on the subject, or use it as you would a torch to go prowling in the dark.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eMeasures 160mm x 25mm x 25mm and weighs 100g.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003eDesigned and made by Suck UK.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(64, 64, 64);\"\u003ePlease note: because this product contains a lithium-ion battery, we are unable to ship it to overseas addresses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SUCK UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46410794139891,"sku":"UK00017","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00017_Suck-UK-Pencil-Flash-Light.jpg?v=1731998268"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-skull-bookends","title":"Suck UK Skull Bookends","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSqueeze some more books into your head! A life-sized human skull replica, cut down the middle, provides an unusual way to keep your books in order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from robust polyresin. Both halves together measure 123mm x 150mm x 215mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and made by Suck UK\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SUCK UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46410795286771,"sku":"UK00018","price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/UK00018_Suck-UK-Skull-Bookends.jpg?v=1731998288"},{"product_id":"suck-uk-luckies-of-london-scratch-globe-large","title":"Suck UK Luckies of London Scratch Globe - Large","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo let's clear the air... they don't actually suck. Suck UK create some quite unique and novelty bits and bobs which we're sure you'll love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLarger-sized globe with scratchable countries to mark off place you've visited. Perfect for showing off where you've been.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 200mm diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Suck UK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48224094781683,"sku":"UK00019","price":89.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6388\/4787\/files\/suck-globe-01.jpg?v=1765462877"}],"url":"https:\/\/cultpens.live\/collections\/suck-uk.oembed","provider":"Cult Pens","version":"1.0","type":"link"}